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  You Have Been Looking Forward to This for a Long TIme - October 2nd 1914

  by steve2 in

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  picture yourself as a member of the brooklyn bethel family on friday morning, october 2, 1914. you are seated at your usual place at the breakfast table, awaiting the arrival of brother c. t. russell.

  suddenly the door to the dining room opens and brother russell appears.

  he pauses for a moment, as is his custom, and greets the bethel family with a cheery “good morning, all.” but then, instead of immediately taking his place at the head of the table, he claps his hands and makes a thrilling announcement: “the gentile times have ended; their kings have had their day!” you can hardly contain your joy—you have been looking forward to this moment for a long time!

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  Nathan Natas

  Prologos, I was trying to stay in the flow of Steve2's opening post:

  "PICTURE yourself as a member of the Brooklyn Bethel family on Friday morning, October 2, 1914... "

  
  
  
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  Greetings and would like some advice about a potentially fun idea

  by towerwatcher in

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  2. friends

  hello fellow apostates!

  my first post and a long time lurker here.

  i would like to thank all of you for the existence of this board as this has been instrumental for me in leaving the place i once knew as "the truth".

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  I'd be willing to bet a nickel right now that most of the people offering their insights and advice have NO EXPERIENCE whatsoever with actually undertaking such a project.

  Sure, it SOUNDS like a fun project right now. How much of your personal wealth do you want to tie up in box after box of t-shirts stacked in your garage that racoons will use for bedding material? But wait! There's a BONUS! Racoons can carry parasites that will make you look forward to death!

  So it's not ALL downhill!

  OK, back to the nitty-gritty bottom line - or close to it:

  Small, medium, large, extra-large, 2x-large, 3x-large (6 size groups)

  men's, lady's and child's size categories (3 categories)

  long-sleeves, short-sleeves, sleeveless, tank top, hoody, baseball style, etc (6 or more groups)

  how many titles? Let's say four, just four starts.

  how many colors? let's say four...

  Multiply 6x3x6x4x4 = 1,728 shirts

  This will give you ONE of each of the above shirt possibilities.

  THIS is why you want to do a project like this using Cafe Press.

  That's what I have done with my t-shirt and other designs.

  If you go with Cafe Press, you still will sell almost NO shirts, but you won't lose YOUR shirt doing so, and the consequent bitterness will be almost palatable.

  Go ahead, challenge me - dare me to reveal some of my experience in this field. i continue to maintain that the majority of your other advisors here have done NOTHING except form opinions about what you should do.
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  You Have Been Looking Forward to This for a Long TIme - October 2nd 1914

  by steve2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  picture yourself as a member of the brooklyn bethel family on friday morning, october 2, 1914. you are seated at your usual place at the breakfast table, awaiting the arrival of brother c. t. russell.

  suddenly the door to the dining room opens and brother russell appears.

  he pauses for a moment, as is his custom, and greets the bethel family with a cheery “good morning, all.” but then, instead of immediately taking his place at the head of the table, he claps his hands and makes a thrilling announcement: “the gentile times have ended; their kings have had their day!” you can hardly contain your joy—you have been looking forward to this moment for a long time!

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  "One hundred twenty more - wait for 2034!"
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  need to "stay alive to xx75" to prove wt wrong? again?

  by prologos in

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  you dont have be alive to 2075 to prove that the wt's anointed generation is and will prove to be wrong, it is!

  and you can do it now, by asking just one question:.

  does the "generation" prophecy of math.

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  In deeper Dubdom, "Math" can mean either "Matthew" (although everyone else abbreviates it "Matt") or "Mathematics," even though what they are doing is Arithmetic (and they are not even good at that).
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  need to "stay alive to xx75" to prove wt wrong? again?

  by prologos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you dont have be alive to 2075 to prove that the wt's anointed generation is and will prove to be wrong, it is!

  and you can do it now, by asking just one question:.

  does the "generation" prophecy of math.

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  "Remain Jehovah's whore until 2034!"

  
  
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  need to "stay alive to xx75" to prove wt wrong? again?

  by prologos in

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  2. beliefs

  you dont have be alive to 2075 to prove that the wt's anointed generation is and will prove to be wrong, it is!

  and you can do it now, by asking just one question:.

  does the "generation" prophecy of math.

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  "Stay above the floor until 2034!"
  
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  The Most Beautiful Substance in the World

  by intropist in

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  the most beautiful substance in the world.

  글쓴이: 류비 / 시간: 화, 01/01/2001.

  may the stars compare you to glittering gold.

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  "Be water, my friend." -- Bruce Lee
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  Do you believe that Jehovah is using the Organization today?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  any elder has never asked me that question so far but i want to be prepared to answer that question if any of them ask me that question in the future.

  i hope that they will never ask me that question.

  any suggestions on how to answer that question would be very much appreciated.

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  Q.: Do you believe that Jehovah is using the Organization today?

  A.: Yes! He is using them to clean up after the "spiritual food" has been digested. Isn't that Charmin?
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  AUSTRALIA: Jehovah's Witness Malcolm Lee guilty of raping 80-year-old-woman

  by jwleaks in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  friday 16, december 2016. abc news: malcolm lee, 56, has been sentenced to three years, nine months jail for the attack on the woman, 80, at her home near lakes entrance in march.

  during a home massage, organised as a gift by the victim's daughter, lee touched, kissed and digitally raped the woman.

  he claimed he believed at the time it was consensual and she was enjoying it.

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  From the opening post: "During a home massage, organised as a gift by the victim's daughter, Lee touched, kissed and digitally raped the woman. He claimed he believed at the time it was consensual..."

  I guess they're not just window-washers anymore!

  ...and "consensual" VERY "heavy petting" is OK now among JWs? The blessings of the spiritual paradise are HERE, NOW! Halelujah Jalapeno!

  As for the question, "How the hell do they keep their erection?"

  The charge was digital rape, which means he penetrated her with his finger(s). A high-class Gent, no doubt!

  
  
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  Survey: Are you Agnostic or Atheist or Christian?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am agnostic.

  i will count how many agnostics, atheists and christians that are reading this forum regularly.

  please answer my question.

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  Nathan Natas

  I'm an atheist, and I can spell the word properly too.

  "Athi, athier, athiest"